This is good.... But true !
Wife is like a TV. Girlfriend is like handphone.
At home watch TV. Go out bring h/p.
No money sell TV. Got money change h/p.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with h/p.
TV free for life but....
h/p,if you don't pay,
"Nombor yang anda dail tiada dalam perkhidmatan" ....!
the number u dial is not in service.
TV more reliable, h/p more fashionable...